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The earliest evidence of hominoids cooking with fire
Homo antecessors in Spain makes flint tools suitable for preparing animal hides
Earlist known practice of cannibalism, evidenced among homo antecessors living in Gran Dolina, Spain
Approximate date of appearance of Homo sapiens, i.e anatomically modern humans (Jebel Irhoud, Morocco).
The age of mt-DNA haplopgroup L; the so-called Mitochondrial Eve; the most recent woman from whom all humans are decended.
Humans are wearing clothes by this date.
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Small perforated seashell beads from Taforalt in Morocco are the earliest evidence of personal adornment found anywhere in the world
The Youngest Toba Eruption: a supervolcanic eruption in Sumatra, Indonesia. The event causes a global winter lasting 6-10 years, and reduces the human population to around 15.000 people
Australia is colonized over a several thousand year long process, accessing the continent through maritime exploration
Neanderthals in Spain create the earliest known cave paintings. Their French cousins practice the symbolic burial of the dead, and create record keeping by making notches in bones.
Modern humans begin their expansion out of Africa into Eurasia, a process which will last for over 10.000 years.
Earliest sewing needle found. Made and used by Denisovans.
Early domestication of dogs, probably by ancient North Siberians. Dogs would go on to have a unique relationship with humans, continuing to this day.
Earliest evidence of humanoids in Ireland.
Cave bears are assumed to go extinct. It's really sad, since they're really of bad ass.
This is the earliest time suggested for the domestication of sheep.
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The earliest estimate for the domestication of cattle.
The beginning of the Jiahu culture in China. The Jiahu culture came to make tools, weapons, fortifications and music instruments, among other things.
Sudden rise in sea level by 6.5m, over less than 140 years.
The Byzantine Calendar begins here (on the date equivalent to 1 September 5509 BC).
The Proto-Indo-European language is hypothesized to have been spoken as a single language in this time period, but estimates vary wildly. PIE is the theorized common ancestor of the Indo-European language family.
The Yamnaya culture was a late copper age to early bronze age culture, located roughly north-east of the black sea.
The people of the Yamnaya culture were semi-nomadic and practiced some agriculture near rivers, and held some fortified sites.
The people of Sumer and Egypt develop writing, marking the beginning of recorded history.
The earliest trace of alphabetic writing dates back to this time, and are known as Proto-Sinaitic inscriptions.
The original democracy is instituted at the Republic of Athens.
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The death of Jesus of Nazareth. His life is described in the New Testament, and ushers in the rise of Christianity.
China becomes a major force. Under the Eastern Han Dynasty, paper supplants bamboo and silk as a material for writing and painting. Trading routes connect China with Africa, India, and Rome, allowing the diffusion of ideas.
The start of the migration period in Europe. Possibly caused by climatic changes, this period is marked by great turmoil as eastern tribes (among them the huns) overwhelm the Roman Empire.
Polynesian Maoris sail south from New Zealand and find Antarctica, the (thus far) last continent to be discovered.
The prophet Muhammad dies in Mecca in the year 632. His death leads to the rise of Islam, and is followed by a 600 year Islamic Golden Age where art, architechture, and science blossoms.
The Song Dynasty in China introduces government issued paper-money - the first of its kind.
Genghis Khan unifies the Mongol tribes and creates an empire stretching from the Pacific to the Mediterranean. An initial period of warfare is followed by the Pax Mongolica - a prolonged period of peace and stability.
The Black Death! Also known as the Great Mortality, this bubonic plague decimated populations in Afro-Eurasia. The most lethal plague in human history, it resulted in the deaths of between 75-200 million people.
Johannes Gutenberg invents the mechanical printing press, leading to the mass production of various written materials.
Christopher Columbus reaches the Americas, leading to rapid european colonization of the new lands, and the Great Dying of approx. 56 million indigenous Americans.
The scientific revolution gains momentum: Galileo Galilei, Kepler, Descartes, Pascal, Robert Hooke, Ole Rømer, Isaac Newton, Carl Linnaeus, Watt, and others, make groundbreaking acheivements.
Also: the British colonization of India; the founding of the United States in 1776.
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The Industrial Revolution. Starting off in the 1780s, Britain pioneers the mass production of textiles, iron and steel, using coal and steam for power. A high water mark of this period is the first public locomotive railway in 1825. The train replaces the horse as man's fastest mode of transport, for the first time in ~ 5-6000 years.
Charles Darwin publishes On the Origin of Species, forming the basis of the theory of evolution.
The Taiping Rebellion. A massive civil war in China between the Qing Dynasty and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. It is considered the bloodiest civil war in history, and was the largest conflict of the 19th century. 20-40 million dead.
Many scientific and cultural developments:
World War I breaks out. The first truly global conflict, it included more than 70 million millitary personnel, and resulted in an estimated 15-22 million dead.
The Wall Street Crash of 29.10.1929 ushers in the Great Depression. Global GDP falls by around 15%; many places the economy does not recover until WW2.
World War 2. A global war lasting from 1939 - 1945, including the majority of the world's nations. The deadliest conflict in history, with approx. 70-85 million casualties.
In a collossal triumph for all mankind, Neil Armstrong sets foot on the Moon. Along with his fellow astronauts, he is brought there by a 160-million HP Saturn V rocket.
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SOME STUFF HAPPENED AFTER 1960 TOO!
And stuff will most likely continue to happen.... We'll see!